He managed to get the country going, but after he was assassinated, the US again intervened. However, this is generally dismissed as subversive propaganda. Some, such as author Junot Diaz, postulate that this was the work of Chuck Norris's evil Spanish cousin Rafael Leonidas Trujillo. The country vanished from the physical plane in 1930 and reappeared in 1961. Marines stayed in the DR for a while, but were quickly repelled since they were tired of getting constantly defeated at baseball, a recently introduced sport, and being called "Green Goes" which is a term used to show respect to foreigners. They later found out that Spain had already beaten them to it, so instead they decided to take over another pathetic little island named Puerto Rico. In the early 20th century, the United States tried to invade the Dominican Republic, in an attempt to steal its riches. The independence is largely credited to Juan, Pablo and Duarte, who are considered the founding fathers of the nation - though nobody is exactly sure what they actually did. This is a theory widely accepted in the Dominican society, which helps explain why the whole country is such a shithole.Īfter a few disputes with Haiti, Spain and France (yes, they surrendered) the Dominican Republic achieved it's independence in February 27 of 1844. Spaniards became so lazy that their biracial and triracial descendants understood that to be lazy is to be civilized, while to work is for savages only. The Spaniards became very obese because they had everything done by their slaves, and thus the women in the island preferred to breed with the Indians and Blacks instead, so the population became racially mixed. After that, a few slaves were introduced and the first colony of the new world was established. He also negotiated with a few Tainos who refused to let their island be taken away from them. When Columbus came back to Hispaniola in late 1493, he founded a new city that he named City of Isabella after his pet rock. This on-going conflict caused a battle within the Tainos and Spaniards in which 29 out of the 30 Spaniards were killed with only one survivor left who claimed he was a homosexual (which was later confirmed by Columbus himself). Peace within the Tainos and the Spaniards would not last long since the Tainos got tired of the Spaniards running after their demi-nude wives. The first Spanish settlement in the so called "New World" was Fort Navidad, which Columbus used to trade mirrors for gold to ignorant/vain Indians.
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Columbus then decided that instead of creating a new society with liberty and justice for all, he would steal all of the natural resources and then kill all of the Taino indians (not to be confused with Peruvians). When Columbus first saw these lands, he found the landscape to be stunning and he gave it the incredibly original title "Isla Hispaniola" (Spanish Isle). The Dominican Republic was the first island of America (the continent, not the nation) discovered by explorer Christopher Columbus in 1492.